DVD night

Was watching few DVDs tonight... here are a few scenes I could just watch over and over again!

Austin Powers’ Goldmember: Dr Evil Around his boardroom table, pinkie poised at the corner of his mouth: There are two things I hate in this world…and one is nuclear warfare.

Pause.

Number Two:…And?
Dr Evil: Huh?
Number Two: You said there were two things you hated, sir. And you only said one.
Dr Evil: Huh?

Pause.

Dr Evil: What?….Huh?

Southpark’s Parental Revenge episode:Boys all stand and wait for bus to school. Then Tommy, a crippled, mentally-challenged student joins the queue.

Kyle: Oh look, someone left a marijuana cigarette here.
Stan: Don’t touch it! My parents say that if you do drugs, you’ll die.
Eric Cartman: Oh please.

Pause.

Tommy: I did ecstasy once….(drooling, squint eyes). Me and my girlfriend stayed up the whole night…having sex.
Stan: Where’d you have sex with her?
Tommy: In her…vagina.

Southpark The Movie
Mr Garrison: OK children, let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2?…C’mon children don’t be shy. Clive?
Clive: 12?
Mr Garrison: Ok let’s get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard. Anyone?
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.
Eric Cartman: meeememememememememee Mr Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up Fat Boy.
Eric Cartman: Alright fucking don’t call me fat Jew!
Mr Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the f-word?
Eric Cartman: Jew?
Stan: You can’t say fuck in school you fucking Fat Ass.
Mr Garrison: Stanley!
Eric: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrison: Eric!!
Kenny: hmmfuckmph.
Mr Garrison: Kenny!
Eric: It doesn’t hurt anybody! See? Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Mr Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Eric: How would you like to suck my balls?(Whole class gasps)
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Eric: I’m sorry, I’m sorry…actually…what I said was: (pulls out megaphone) HOW..WOULD..YOU..LIKE…TO…SUCK..MY…BALLS. Mr Garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude.

Thought of the day

Find the meaning of life by making your own life more meaningful. Also let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.

Think I'm in Love

Seriously.

My Ideal Woman

My perfect partner is a female, mute, orphaned, nymphomaniac, underwear-model turned chef, with a trust fund and some acreage in the country who's a piano player. Am I asking for too much?

Truth about Love

Holly!!

ok...! I didn't get the chance to take a photo with Holly... But I got this instead...

I hear there is high growth in plant matter in Fiji!

Ed's Random Moments

If you have never met or seen Ed... he is one unique character and not hard to recognise!! If you see him ask him to do his trademark 'rapid.'

He thinks he is Ronadinho... so you can find him at his local football field, or else on the poker tables at Star City.

Here is Ed trying to pick up two girls at maccas...rrrrargh!!

Cheeks!!

Happy birthday Suz!!

...so we rolled thru just to say hello and indulge in one drink to celebrate with her and her people. Thanks for the bar tab, the night turned out to be an alcohol buffet. Had a great time, but I tell you something about the trip to lil town called Engadine all the way outindashire! This place seriously so far, didnt realise I had to leave Sydney to get there!

Good to see the Pacblu family there... no drink driving ever again!

Di'ons haka was crazy! I thought he was going to eat Suz and I bet she wet her pants. Great performance. You do the haka better than Tana Umanga... love the facials!

We ate we drank and we were merry! I soon made my way back to civilisation and continued to partay at Havana.

That's my girl right there. Well not REALLY my girl but girl as in my friend. So she's like my girl friend... wait no. My friend who happens to be a girl. Yah, whatever! Good chica Kim is!

Man Whore!

It's the dirty Brazillians birthday!! Felipe you manwhore, lucky you only have one birthday a year, even one is hard to handle.

All In!

Had to wait 2 hours to get a seat for poker at Star City last night. First hand Ed goes all in...and I was like oh please don't lose that quick! Luckily his pocket kings did it for him. Deal after that I called $15 on 4, 6 suited to get a straight on the flop... slow play those f#*kers and ended going all in on the river. Our night had just started!

We were very lucky pulling straights, full houses on the flop... unlike the other night! We cleaned up over a grand each and waited for the boys to get into the city.

Ohayo Gozaimasu!

Claudia! Thanks for the photo... although it was taken ages ago, I decided to post it up. Hahah! Hope studying in the land of the rising sun (that's Japan for all you dumbass) has been good!

I don't think you'll be coming back home soon... you look like you're having too much fun! I need to go back to Japan and get some of that too!

What happened at work

Just completed KPIs for the flight that just went out. Holy Brisely from "Home & Away" went on this flight to Fiji. I had to rush her through because she was the last passenger left to board the aircraft, so I took her down the lift..yes just me and her!! She be coming back next week so hopefully I'll get a photo. She's alright!

Gotta luv Coogee

The evening started out timid enough. You know just loungin on the shores minding our own business and shit having a drink and talking about the state of the beach and what not.


Oooh boy was I wrong about having one drink. The evening turned from one drink into a heavy drinking session and a photo extravaganza.

Needless to say, we were feeling rather happy right after that! Whoo Hoo! Yay for tequila! There goes last nights dinner...

Uni... See ya later!

Graduated from Aviation at UNSW last year. After all those years of clubbing, meeting up with all you bludgers, happy hours, eating laksa, turning late to tuts, and of course trying to studying, its my time to get into the real workforce!

Aviators? bludgers...

Oh man! I'm gonna miss uni! Nah no I'm not.

Ali wins rumble!

Here is a footage of the famous Mohamed vs Hiro rumble at the Coogee Sands apartments which occured soon after dinner!

Sandwich Anyone?

Thats Gotta Hurt!

I remember Jony laughed so hard, for some unusual reason his nose started bleeding?!?

And here is the aftermath... swelled pretty quick.