DVD night
Was watching few DVDs tonight... here are a few scenes I could just watch over and over again!
Austin Powers’ Goldmember: Dr Evil Around his boardroom table, pinkie poised at the corner of his mouth: There are two things I hate in this world…and one is nuclear warfare.
Pause.
Number Two:…And?
Dr Evil: Huh?
Number Two: You said there were two things you hated, sir. And you only said one.
Dr Evil: Huh?
Pause.
Dr Evil: What?….Huh?
Southpark’s Parental Revenge episode:Boys all stand and wait for bus to school. Then Tommy, a crippled, mentally-challenged student joins the queue.
Kyle: Oh look, someone left a marijuana cigarette here.
Stan: Don’t touch it! My parents say that if you do drugs, you’ll die.
Eric Cartman: Oh please.
Pause.
Tommy: I did ecstasy once….(drooling, squint eyes). Me and my girlfriend stayed up the whole night…having sex.
Stan: Where’d you have sex with her?
Tommy: In her…vagina.
Southpark The Movie
Mr Garrison: OK children, let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2?…C’mon children don’t be shy. Clive?
Clive: 12?
Mr Garrison: Ok let’s get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard. Anyone?
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.
Eric Cartman: meeememememememememee Mr Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up Fat Boy.
Eric Cartman: Alright fucking don’t call me fat Jew!
Mr Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the f-word?
Eric Cartman: Jew?
Stan: You can’t say fuck in school you fucking Fat Ass.
Mr Garrison: Stanley!
Eric: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrison: Eric!!
Kenny: hmmfuckmph.
Mr Garrison: Kenny!
Eric: It doesn’t hurt anybody! See? Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Mr Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Eric: How would you like to suck my balls?(Whole class gasps)
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Eric: I’m sorry, I’m sorry…actually…what I said was: (pulls out megaphone) HOW..WOULD..YOU..LIKE…TO…SUCK..MY…BALLS. Mr Garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude.
Austin Powers’ Goldmember: Dr Evil Around his boardroom table, pinkie poised at the corner of his mouth: There are two things I hate in this world…and one is nuclear warfare.
Pause.
Number Two:…And?
Dr Evil: Huh?
Number Two: You said there were two things you hated, sir. And you only said one.
Dr Evil: Huh?
Pause.
Dr Evil: What?….Huh?
Southpark’s Parental Revenge episode:Boys all stand and wait for bus to school. Then Tommy, a crippled, mentally-challenged student joins the queue.
Kyle: Oh look, someone left a marijuana cigarette here.
Stan: Don’t touch it! My parents say that if you do drugs, you’ll die.
Eric Cartman: Oh please.
Pause.
Tommy: I did ecstasy once….(drooling, squint eyes). Me and my girlfriend stayed up the whole night…having sex.
Stan: Where’d you have sex with her?
Tommy: In her…vagina.
Southpark The Movie
Mr Garrison: OK children, let’s start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 times 2?…C’mon children don’t be shy. Clive?
Clive: 12?
Mr Garrison: Ok let’s get an answer from someone whose not a complete retard. Anyone?
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr Garrison.
Eric Cartman: meeememememememememee Mr Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up Fat Boy.
Eric Cartman: Alright fucking don’t call me fat Jew!
Mr Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the f-word?
Eric Cartman: Jew?
Stan: You can’t say fuck in school you fucking Fat Ass.
Mr Garrison: Stanley!
Eric: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrison: Eric!!
Kenny: hmmfuckmph.
Mr Garrison: Kenny!
Eric: It doesn’t hurt anybody! See? Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Mr Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Eric: How would you like to suck my balls?(Whole class gasps)
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Eric: I’m sorry, I’m sorry…actually…what I said was: (pulls out megaphone) HOW..WOULD..YOU..LIKE…TO…SUCK..MY…BALLS. Mr Garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude.
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