Randomness continues to define my life

Stressed out! My phone ran out of batteries couple days ago, I mean ran out even the reserves. Now I have lost all my contacts and I am sooo not impressed! Things are going to be slow for a while. Okay I was rather hammered when it happened but that's still no excuse. I think it may be a sign... a sign that I need to move on, do what I need to fulfil my purpose in life and meet different people.

Anyways I was on a tram to WanChai to get my HKID from Immigration. I was standing on the bottom level right near the back. Suddenly I hear screams from the front, and they are all talking in cantonese shouting, "omg! I can't believe someone could do something like that!" So being a nosy prick, I had to go see what was happening. Unbelievable! some old bum couldn't hold his load (no. 2) and laid elephant sized droppings right in the middle of the walkway. And the smell, let me tell you about the smell. It didnt just creep up, but it attacked me. Like as if someone shoved durian up my nose! Not only did it smell but it hurt.

You'd think this was straight out of a movie or some shit right? Bastard. I hope he sits on a toilet and get's infested by crabs that will eternally curse him itchy-crotchiness!!!

This clip shows how shocked I felt when I saw what I saw, well it was something a little like this...