Getting shanghaied!

Sometimes you just have to be honest and say "I lied." Intentionally, blatantly. To get what you wanted but how is that fair? So come clean, and just say "Sorry, my emotions were engaged from the beginning when I knowingly shanghaied you. I lied, lied, lied. I want more. I want it all."

You know, when you get dirtied on the river card in a texas holdem game... you just got shanghaied!