Happy Halloween!

This mask gets people all the time!

Beer O'clock

Hello... My name is Gav and I'm an alchoholic.
(Everbody) Hi Gav!!!

LOL, yeah well I dont know about that but I think I'm slowly but surely getting to that stage again. I think it could be the summer and the fact that the girls are wearing less which would be the catalyst to me drinking so much more lately. Anyway enough about me, let's move on.

Last night, we met up at the crib to play some game of pool and later met with few fob girls. It was Monday night, had nothing else to do. A couple rounds won't hurt! And so we began...

It was either dare or drink! Haha obviously there's no drinking in this photo.

Can you tell Ya is dying for a drink.

So I dared Ed to go give that girl a kiss! Skulling two schooners was worth it.

Damn cheesy bastard. On the lips! I was so gone at this point.

Beer plus massage. Couldn't get any better!

Gotta give sometimes...

This was critically the most stressful point in the night. Ya the cowboy looking, alcohol intolerant, KTFO (knocked the fuk out) drunk on the side of the road. What was even more stressful we took a detour back home from Chatswood. So we were in the middle of nowhere. Now that he has lost his licence he thinks he can do this to us all the time now!

Car Wash

Decided to get my car washed today coz it looks absolutely filthy! So picked up Ed and went to Crystal car wash in Kinsgford.

Ed macking it with the coffee girl

Sparkling new!

So many people working on my car... its like a people magnet!

Ya! No longer the designated driver.

Being the good friend I am, I went to court with Ya last Friday. He was caught drink driving the dumbass! Dumbass for drink driving in the first place... and extra dumb for getting caught during a rbt. Anyways met up at Bankstown Local Court in the morning and had to wait for civil cases to hear until he was sentanced! hahah so we entered...

Ya was given one year suspended licence and a faat fine! Could have been worst tho.

Anyways after a long morning we needed some good ol chow. Since we were in Bankstown how could we not go for pho.

We then met up with the boys and went out that night. We made Ya be the designated driver once more.

On the brighter side of life...

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who would treat her nicely, wouldn't run away from her, and would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs."I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you.""Yes, but are you good in bed?""How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

My First Time

My brother's horse, "My First Time" has won its last three races and was scheduled to race at Rosehill! Was so excited to go to the races but then MFT caught a flu, so he'll probably race next week! Here is MFT at the stables...

And here is what the form guide wrote about MFT. Anyways hope it races more often and wins more. Go you good thing!

Damn Interest Rates!

Have been talking to a lot of people about the investment property. Coz I'm planning to retire at 35 and be a millionaire and decrease poverty!

And then this... The Reserve Bank of Australia annouced that it has lifted its cash target rate by a quarter of one percent. This makes it the sixth increase in interest rates over the past 48 months. Surely, even the most optimistic observer would now acknowledge that a new trend has been established. Naturally, banks and lenders will quickly pass on this rate increase in the form of higher existing variable loans, and new fixed loans. There will also be increases in personal loans, including credit cards too. It's not all bad news though. Change leads to change, which is why there will be opportunities for buyers who have access to cash. My suggestion would be to wait a month or until it settles, and then wait to see how the property market is looking. There is a time to buy, and time to hold, and a time to sell. I guess there is also a time to wait. Don't be anxious or in a hurry, instead reassess your strategy in the light of this current change.

Dinner @ Lara's

After work we all planned to eat at Big John's. I was full excited and all, coz i was down for a lot of meat for dinner. But the plans changed, Lara invited us all back to her placed for dinner instead, and hey even if there's not much meat... there's always a six pack in her fridge! So I was down for that!

Show us your tongue Lara

On the pateo of Lara's penthouse which overseas the city skyline.

Lara entertaining us on her grand.

So I left and met up with the trashbags, whom I haven't seen for a good couple of months. We met at the Lowenbrau and I don't know how, but we ended up at the burbon, X.

This is Funny

1 - Go to google.com
2 - Type in "failure"
3 - Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Pay Day

Not only did I get paid from work but also cashed in from all the losers who crashed into my house to play poker. HA!

As you can see my stack! who's the banana now?! Yeh so what, we played on my blanket. Not my idea!

How to Make Friends and Influence People

Think this is going to be my last post of the night coz I can feel tiredness setting in, my eye-lids are getting heavy so before i get some Zs, I'll leave you with something to think about.

I heard in a commercial "self-confidence is very sexy, don't you think?" Of course! When you've met someone and felt drawn to what you might call their magnetism, haven't they always projected a sense of self-confidence? They were magnetic because of a strong self image and were anything but passive. Such magnetism is the very thing that makes some, if not most, people popular. They have lots of friends because their confidence is attractive, even sexy, and draws people to them. One way is to be warm and open and look them in the eyes!

What I am getting at is, many people do the opposite. Shit! They seem cold and their eyes look away. Maybe its just me and I am boring... or else they lack self esteem.

Spice & Bitters

Back in Sydney and chilled out for couple of days. Snapped up this beautiful photo of Sydney's landmark icons.

Anyway

Went back to the east to meet up with the boys at the local for few drinks and so and so..

That's Ed scratching and asking himself, "where's my feature biatch?"

Then went into town to have some food. Gotta say, korean food is spicy. They goto relax on the spice I say!

After dinner we continued our quiet night out with hell of a lot of ... yeh them above.

Ya, helps himself for seconds.

Indoor Soccer

Since they took the goals down at the parks we decided to bring the ball indoor and ply a little 5 on 5.

fivedock Indoor Sports centre

Blah!

Whats crackin? Absolutely nothing, so after work I went back home to see Ya and Helena still in bed... 4:30pm?!? got them up and met up with Ed in the east. While we waited for him to finish his work, bumped into Tina and her friend Linda. After a little chit chat we decided to go to a cafe Ya went the night before. So I drove us there and this place was seriously a shack! The place is in Burwood but not the main road or anything, it was in the middle of nowhere. Like the corner shop down the road. We ordered and food came quick, and I admit I was impressed! I forgot what its called and where exactly it is. Ha!

Came across this vending machine and saw that damn starburst stuk! So we tried to shake the machine to try get the starburst, but it just wouldn't drop. We shook the thing left to right, back and forth and still failed, however if you look closely a packet of twix, mars, kitkat, and some other packet of sweet dropped out! Now thats something from nothing... we left the starburst alone. So we sugared up all happy and high and this happens! Hmm karma...

Hahah! Kinson drops all the poker chips. How friggin clumsy is that shit! So we all got down on all fours and picked em all up, coz thats what friends do.

Relax sometimes...

Its good watching people who have come into the pub all edgy and wound up gradually relax and step back from the edge as they move further away from the little stresses of their working day.

Lil more from China

Here are few more photos from China I took that is acceptable to be posted on the web.

They were filming some game show. Dont ask me what about... wor bu jidou!

Festivities begun

AU$0.50 for a stik... gimme 20

Hotel we stayed

Made in China beer!

Another hotel we stayed in

Family Dinner

Good times... family style

Football Night

Been watching the english premier league every night and made me feel like playing soccer, so I went down to see if anyone was playing. I was surprised that there were quite a lot of people still out playing at 10pm. Most were expats so we made english speakers vs non-english speaking.

Randomness continues to define my life

Stressed out! My phone ran out of batteries couple days ago, I mean ran out even the reserves. Now I have lost all my contacts and I am sooo not impressed! Things are going to be slow for a while. Okay I was rather hammered when it happened but that's still no excuse. I think it may be a sign... a sign that I need to move on, do what I need to fulfil my purpose in life and meet different people.

Anyways I was on a tram to WanChai to get my HKID from Immigration. I was standing on the bottom level right near the back. Suddenly I hear screams from the front, and they are all talking in cantonese shouting, "omg! I can't believe someone could do something like that!" So being a nosy prick, I had to go see what was happening. Unbelievable! some old bum couldn't hold his load (no. 2) and laid elephant sized droppings right in the middle of the walkway. And the smell, let me tell you about the smell. It didnt just creep up, but it attacked me. Like as if someone shoved durian up my nose! Not only did it smell but it hurt.

You'd think this was straight out of a movie or some shit right? Bastard. I hope he sits on a toilet and get's infested by crabs that will eternally curse him itchy-crotchiness!!!

This clip shows how shocked I felt when I saw what I saw, well it was something a little like this...

Happy Birthday Por-por!

Celebrated my granmothers birthday the other day. We ate all we could eat and then came out these!


I think they are lotus buns and they give you luck when you eat it... so I went crazy on em.

Another thing about my gran, she is a champion columns/tetris player. I honestly havent seen anyone better than her!